Friday, June 1, 2012

"Has that been in your vagina?"

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So last Friday we had a little impromptu bachelorette party for one of our good friends. We wanted to throw a sex toy party, but we knew that most of us didn't want to spend any money so we felt bad asking someone to drive to us for that.

Then after some conversation with Jen I thought outloud, "I could do a sex toy party." This is when she smiled and said that's kinda what she was thinking.

(Here is where I start my unofficial pitch to EdenFantasys to start a home party program.)

It's no secret that I have an aresenal of toys and I keep lots of unopened freebies on hand for giveaways and bachelorette gifts. Since I moved in with my grandma I was sending most of my stuff to J's apartment, but the freebies were really taking up some space. 

So I did a Sex Toy Party.

For starters, it was a PJ party, so we were all in jammies, and the B2B wore her gift for the evening.

It says Bride. It's shiny :)

First, in true Bachelorette party fashion we played the panty game.


winner
 Then we ate Personal Pita Bread Pizzas.
(I was too hungry to get a pic. Jen is the queen of excellent ideas.)

Then we played Pass the Vibrator. That was a blast. No pics. There was too much laughing, and throwing of the pink flashing vibe for me to worry about a camera.

Then, I shared my arsenal with my friends. First I showed them my Liberator shapes, then the B2B demonstrated some positions. After that I moved onto sex toys and gave my disclaimer.

Disclaimer: "I'm not going to pass around anything that has been inside my vagina." I gave them this disclaimer, hence the title of this post. I got that question a lot as I showed them different products.

I did however pass around my LELO cuffs and blindfold and got this awesome pic of the B2B.


Once I finished showing those accessories we moved onto massaged products and lubes. I gave them my spill on flavored lubes.

The short version? I don't want sugar in my lady business. I'd rather not deal with the aftermath of that. If I want to give a tasty BJ I pass on the "good head" and go straight for chocolate syrup or whipped cream.

Massage oils and candles on the other hand are different. I don't mind them being a little flavored as long as they aren't sticky. Massage candles are my favorite things.

The last part was the best part. I wrapped up all my freebies in newspaper and we had a chinese gift swap. Everyone walked away with something, and they all had a blast.

And of course no bachelorette party is complete without an edible penis right?

Not perfect, but it worked!
I had so much fun doing this and my friends really enjoyed it. I would love to do this kind of thing more often. I don't want to make a career out of it, but as a side thing I think it would be a lot of fun!

So have you ever been to a sex toy party? Was it fun or just cheesy? Did you learn anything new, or was it all about the shock factor?

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4 comments:

angel shrout said...

I have attended and hosted my share of toy parties. Most of them around here are pretty much the same, with the same small companies. When I decided to become one the woman who sponsored me screwed me royally. We won't even discuss that cause it still ticks me off. That party looks like a blast though. I have never heard of the underwear game..

iheartvegetables.com said...

Hahaha oh my gosh, that sounds like so much fun! That's hilarious!!!

Babes Mami said...

Fun stuff! I keep unopened stuff around for the same reasons and I tell my sister or friends 'no this has not been in my vagina' hahaha

Chloe said...

OMG that looked sooo fun! lol. I love how women can get together and do stuff like that. congrats on throwing an awesome party for your firend/B2B.

Chloe <3