Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Winter Wino Drinking Game


Welcome back to Wino Wednesday with Aubrey from High-Heeled Love and Myself! It's a brand New Year!

Three Simple Rules:

1) Take the Button
2) Write a Wine-related Post
3) Link-up!

Yesterday in the great state of South Carolina Govenor Nikki Haley declared a State of Emergency in anticipation of Winter Storm Leon. Now in the south we see flurries and we don't know what to do with ourselves, but when it's going to stick?

So this hilariousness that is the south in the winter calls for something fun.

To begin, start a fire in  the fireplace (in case the heat goes out). Gather flashlights and candles and ensure you have a working charcoal grill or a well stocked propane tank.

Next gather your wine. Depending on the number of people playing you could need as many as 5 bottles.

Pour your first glass and turn on the TV. Bonus drinking for facebook users!

Take one sip

- When a TV show is interupted for a weather update.
- Anytime the newscaster tells you not to go outside if you don't have to.
- Each time a new school announces it will be closed.
- For every unclear picture of snow on the ground.
-For every person who posts "where is the snow?"

Take two glups

-When an on-site anchor is telling you how bad the storm is from an area where ITS NOT SNOWING!
- Everytime you see this shot of Atlanta
- For every picture you see of cars sliding off the roads
-For every pic of a bundled baby in their first snow (so cute!)

Finish that glass and pour another

When you realize that you will still be getting up at 6AM to go to work. - Thanks for all the fun pictures of your snow day! Sincerely, Those of us who have to work today.  

For real though, if you're in this part of the country, keep safe and warm!

  Happy Wednesday Winos!


holli said...

This is funny!

Aubrey S. said...

I bet you have a hell of a wine hangover this morning =)

Georgie Horn said...

love this game and so get it. Nashville does not know what to do incase of a snowflake.

Beth W said...

LMAO! Yes, this exactly. It happened once in Seattle, last year, in exactly that way...ah, I wish I'd known of this drinking game then! Glad the Great Freeze was just ok in your area. :)