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"Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise"
When we were kids there was this lady in our church who would say this every week in response to "see you next week". Basically years ago if you had to cross a bridge to go to church there would be times it would rain so hard that the creek would rise up over the bridge and you couldn't cross. The Good Lord willing was at least self-explanatory. I was doing business with an older gentleman a few weeks ago and when I said "I'll see you in a few weeks then." That's how he responded. It made me smile.
"That's her/his/their little red wagon."
Basically interpreted, "That's their problem, not mine." I actually didn't hear this expression until the past few years. My former supervisor used it a lot when talking about people's quirks or hang-ups. She's from Alabama so maybe it's regional?
"That really got my goat"
Something was hilarious. I'm not sure at all where the "goat" comes into play in this expression. But I remember the first time my sister heard my mom say it she absolutely lost it. Hence the title. Now when someone's being funny she'll come out with "You goat geter, you."
"Tease it to Jesus" or "Jacked up to meet Jesus"
Get you a can of Aqua Net and a comb. This picture is this expression.
"Sh*t or get off the pot"
Often used when referring to a guy who can't get around to proposing marriage, but anytime someone isn't making a decision or acting on something that needs to be done.
There are more I know. As I remember and hear them I'll make notes for you :) Now because it's Musical Monday and I love this new Southern Song, here you go :)